纯属逗乐:网友瞎侃 中英文混搭 名句胡诌大改编

　　众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do。

　　云中谁寄锦书来?super high ,suck guy!

　　人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand

　　身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me!

　　天生我材必有用，I can play football..

　　春城不花，let's go to the cinema

　　问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊...)

　　问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go

　　春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out

　　问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do

　　曾经沧海难为水，what the fuck did you say

　　无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me

　　此情可待成追忆，let it be

　　争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who?

　　林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone?

　　感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~

　　满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~

　　床前明月光，there's something wrong~

　　两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go

　　空山新雨后 fire in the hole

　　两情若是长久时，you jump ,I jump

　　江山如此多娇，you are so small，惜秦皇汉武，too simple;唐宗宋祖，sometime naieve。 一代天骄，成吉思汗，can't play football。俱往矣，数风流, die all

　　但使龙城飞将在 come on baby don't be shy

　　衣带渐宽终不悔 Would you wanna be a GAY!

　　昨夜西风凋碧树，独上高楼，watching Chairman Hu

　　两岸猿声啼不住 monkey go to sexing zoo

　　停车坐爱枫林晚 drive you home for one night

　　山穷水复疑无路，how can i find a girl like you

　　路见不平一声吼，kick your ass let's go.

　　十年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young