Bob: My car doesn't have a speedometer.  Rob: Then how do you know how fast you're going?
  Bob: Well, when I'm driving at 15 miles an hour, the fenders rattle; at 25 miles an hour, the windows rattle; and at 30, the motor starts knocking-and that's as fast as it'll go.
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