A thief with a long record was brought before the judge.  Judge: Have you ever stolen things?
  Thief: Oh, now and then.
  Judge: And where have you stolen these things?
  Thief: Oh, here and there.
  Judge: Right. Lock him up, officer.
  Thief: Hey, when do I get out jail?
  Judge: Oh, sooner or later.
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