老夫妻吵架

A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind（心绪,心情）, cried: "I'll law you to the Circuit Court."

"I'm willing," said the other.

"I'll law you to the Supreme Court."

"I'll be there."

"And I'll law the hell!"

"My attorney will be there," was the calm reply.

　　一对性情乖僻的老夫妻发生了争吵，一直闹到地方法官那里。败诉的一方以一种临战的姿态冲着对方嚷道：“我要到巡回法庭去告你。”

　　“愿意奉陪。”另一个说。

　　“我要到最高法院去告你。”

　　“我也陪你。”

　　“我还要到地狱去告你。”

　　“我的代理人会奉陪的。”对方平静的说。